Monday, October 29, 2007

Battle of the SEXES

Looks like Kenny Sia and Nicole is doing a BATTLE of the SEXES in gender way in falling in love. It is a good way to do further research as have been researching until came across with these two famous bloggers doing their bit to hype things up.

Based on their opinions; both are actually generalising their views on which they had gathered from their survey depending on which age group that they are targetting at. Moreover; they are also putting their experiences which makes it more interesting for the readers to be captivated to be with their findings. It sure takes a lot of effort to make their blog to be accessible for readers to be more aware of what types of people they are finding out from each commentors.

Neither siding both Kenny Sia and Nicolekiss but it is mere facts which they are stating. In fact; this LUNATIC must admit this is true. Both of these bloggers are telling the truths and also with such ongoing competition between these well-known bloggers no wonder people are getting hooked up with them. Still need to learn from them. A long way to go.

Friday, October 26, 2007

I HAVE BEEN TAGGED..........WHAT IS IT??

Without much ado nothing much today, I came upon sampat's blog and she tagged me....
What the heck is that...............anyway......Thanks a lot mj...........for tagging me. Now practically, need to start copy and paste those crapping questions and answers based on the LUNATICALOGY......WAY of interpretation....

Rules:Repeat subject header “I HAVE BEEN TAGGED...........WHAT IS IT???”

Copy + paste these rules in your entry. Complete these 15 totally useless statements & questions. Mention who you were tagged by, followed by 8 people who you’ll be tagging.
WARNING!Failing to do so and you’ll be cursed eternally with a 3-holed nose and a low-cost flat. OH my God!!!!


1. If I was an opposite gender, what would my party clothes be like?
Something simple and comfortable; like casual khaki denim and T-shirt.

2. At 10am this morning, I was… Juggling between occupying my 'love time with pc' and work.

3. At 10pm tonight, I will be… Either watching a tube, hitting the sack or waiting someone to return my sms.

4. Who should be the next Malaysian Prime Minister? .........Phua Chu Kang

5. If my spouse told me to do without sex for a year, I would… Darling, please consult the sex therapist or sex counselling or couple therapy or why don't you consider be a monk?

6. If I was a piece of a car, I would be the…....engines....

7. If I was told one day that I would have to give up either 1) anything chocolate OR 2) ever seeing the beach again, for the rest of my life, which one will I give up?
Are you telling me to be celibate for the rest of my life between these 2 addictions???

8. Singapore is good for… Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.....Wishing one day to watch one of those awesome musical performances......

9. If I could only say 3 words before I die, what would those last words be? See you soon

10. Who would I like to be left on a deserted island with?..............who else....dearie

11. Die by drowning or by fire?........fire so the body will be cremated if not donate them

12. What one single thing would you buy with your last RM9.95?.......Keep them....learn from them

13. If I opened a night club, what would I call it?.........bar dearie......DOBOH bar.....;P

14. Don’t cheat: what’s “bulbous”?....doh....as though I know pulak

15. I think my ass is…don't even bother to ask......

Now pulak need to tag somemore 8 people.............Wonder who are reading this mong cha cha blog..............If there is any reader anyway???u,u,u,u,u,u,u,u,

Monday, October 22, 2007

Make a Guess?

For those of you who know me; don't make a guess. For those who don't know me better make a guess..................If not, this Mong Cha Cha............will turn into Mong Cha Cha Bloggology Syndrome already...........Yikes.........!!!!Look what is happening now at this very moment............Wonder what really bites into this Mong Cha Cha fella here.......??????????

Aiyah..........Apart from that; it will not be fun at all..................No fun; then no Mong Cha Cha Bloggology for dear readers to read lor???Right or not ler??? Sometimes; wonder which part of this blogger heredity comes from neither from parents or great grand parents or even grandparents...............Maybe there is a possibility 'kutip from sampah' wan......Aiyah.......This is a matter of fact only..................Typical Chinese mentality.......Another clue for you to guess.....

Better put some excitement before this berserking brain goes into Major Depression of 'Writers' Block'......................or 'Vacation Mode'............Basically; this Mong Cha Cha fella here is very; very;..................don't how to put it into proper term; one of the reasons is that cannot find a suitable word for it....................: no wonder there is no paragon suited for this Mong Cha Cha here..........However; there is always a silver lining in the cloud.....So what????? Anyway; sometimes people will already asking : how many children do you have??? Okay; please tell this blogger here what is the catch??? And you look so happy and content....................

Let this blogger tell : No matter how tough, harsh, unfair LIFE has been to YOU...............Make sure YOU make your OWN day....................NOT THE OTHER WAY ROUND.................It works for this blogger : That is why this blogger is classified as CRAZY.................Understand now; dear readers..............Why in the first place this blogging activity here is practically Mong Cha Cha........Because this blogger here is Memang Mong Cha Cha.......

Sunday, October 21, 2007

'Pak Toh Logy' and 'Marriagelogy'

Call this blogger here having the brain in the midst of berserking right now. In fact, practically 'clueless' on this matter but handled peoples' problems. Very funny, right?dear readers??? Pretty shocking with a person of no qualifications over this issues but keep on hearing and listening from grandmothers' stories from 'not real grannies or grandpas' and even paternal 'granny and grandpa'......

Sigh, when will this berserking brain........Ever stop???? A lonely blogger at a night like this and also Saturdays...........Very siow wan...............Do you know that or not leh??? Particularly touching on this subject when in fact; you do not even have the experience or expertise on this matter...............So SIOW wan............Aiyahyah...............What to do................waiting list to Hospital Bahagia lor.................

Still researching on the topic of 'Pak Toh Logy' and 'Marriagelogy'..................It seems different researchers have different opinions on this matter................However; from what had been found that one thing they have in common is that Religion has always played a vital role in establishing a good relationship between the 'other half'.......................That what have been told by them...............This blogger here has no comment on that because the main reason is that no experience and people still come and telling stupid statement like 'I want to see you get pregnant'.....................Yikes.....................Such words coming from people who have crazier imaginations than this blogger here....................Aiyahahaha..................Sigh.........Too SIOW already.............

This blogger is a strong believer that any relationships still need a lot of trust, understanding, communication, commitment and of course the basis is still LOVE if not how can come to 'Marriagelogy' already......Not only promoting now at the moment but somehow it is more practical put things into perspective a newer way or a modern version of Romance. In fact, the term romance is a bit too irony now; however; in a relationship it is still growing and it always grow and mature as you are aging to the extent becoming a granny or grandpa.....Just ask any of them these people are taking ballroom dancing.........................Don't even have a clue on this issue and still very Mong Cha Cha...................Memang Mong Cha Cha lar...............What to do this blog is already Mong Cha Cha; right????

No wonder reading is still the best option to tuck this blogger to sleep....................Reading and need to keep on reading................Pak Toh Logy...............Our parents would be calling them 'honeymoon' time but when it comes to Marriagelogy.................they would be calling them 'better to stay single'....................Such paradox....................Coming from them...........Okay, okay..........Better shut these words; if not this will bored the readers half to death already wan.................So siow alredy this blogger........................Sigh..........Still a dreamer...........

Saturday, October 20, 2007

Those Were The Days

Imagine now already past a quarter of the century in terms of age. What does it matter anyway? Age is just a figure or a number. Sigh.......How much or how little when it comes to think of LIFE? Being a heroine now? Wondering that? Wonderwoman or Superwoman or even Catwoman or even Power Rangers???Aiyahaha......Aiyahahaha.............
Before that, were actually Care Bears, My Little Ponies, Jem and the Hologram, Captain Power, She Ra, He Man or whatever The Justice League??? Looks like is back to second childhood again...............Reliving those times in cartoonology, or comicology, or even serieslogy...........Crapping and even ramblings non-sense again................When will this ever stop; this LUNATIC ever wonders...........

Those days; imagine with the advancement in technology unlike this 'dummy in technology'...
Okay, who has the free time to give this dummy tuition to 'higher tech' this bloggology??? Never mind about always Missing In Action unlike Arnold Schwargnezzer Always In Action..Bet about it, with those muscles now already replaced with fats.....How time has changed everyone of us in this very moment.....

Sigh.................Sigh............Jesus Christ......For Heavens' Sakes.........Now what is ever churning out from this particular brain of this blogger now......................Now after graduatology time is over, the LIFELOGY is still a long way to go...............Same thing like Psychology...............
Hmmm.........Pretty interesting isn't it; dearies? Bookology is also in this blogger list.........And the room is pretty messy with books..............Books.............Don't even bother about the 'other life' yet.......................This LIFE also not yet very 'kau tim' and want to talk about 'other lifes'...
Burning off karma maybe........Shessh...............Shessh........

Sometimes; issues will still be 'lingering' around us..................This is a matter of fact a reality..
In terms of accomplishments.................What are we able to gather from here???? In terms of monetary? popularity? through word of mouth? networks?........................Still wondering.....
Never stop wondering , still wondering and wandering.....................Sigh........

Wednesday, October 17, 2007

The World of Kenny Sia

This title has actually been adapted from a very, very old movie ever heard of : The World of Suzie Wong? Well, this blogger is not going to make a movie out of Kenny Sia anyway....
Don't even have the experience in film producing, movie making in belts......Aiseh............Man....
If not......Trying to imagine how would our Kenny Sia would look like in the The World of Suzie Wong??? Come to think of it, it would be very funny.......Cannot help laughing out loud over this Kenny Sia blog with his neverending wits of humour..........

After an eventful day at work, with the assistant general manager blew his top off over the deals which could cost our company a fortune. Sure made this blogger to double think again.... Okay, good thing this blogger do not even have a company if not straight away under the doctor's order to enter Hospital Bahagia with immediate effect. No need to be in the waiting list like now.

In the world of Kenny Sia, we can be ANYTHING we want to be : A movie starlet, a King, a beauty queen, a singer, a musician, ......What else have this blogger missed out from the list anyway? From the way, Kenny Sia with his 'model poses' no wonder he was being chased by MEN!!!! By MEN not WOMEN!!! Oh my God, can you just imagine what would happen if this world is turned upside down because of our Kenny Sia in Malaysia???

Kenny Sia : The next Prime Minister??? of what??? of BLOGGERS in Malaysia??? Insanity streak coming in again.....Jesus Christ...When it strikes, it really strikes Man........How come the other bloggers do not have this type of disease like this insane blogger does anyway?Sigh...........................Till next time dearies...........................
If there is anymore surprises...............

Tuesday, October 16, 2007

Cats and Dogs, Elephants or Jungles

Name them anything you want or consider this a curse or anything you want to call them anyway. Be it so thou shall see this incurable disease ever since youngin'.................Hmmm.......Wonder if there is anything worthwhile to share at the moment of the wonders of LIFE.........

Making sure, this wonder is still amazes me all the time............Put it this way, this LUNATIC is practically planned not so spontaneous like some other Creative Directors or Producers of this musical or that musical.......................Yikes..............Hairspray, and John Trovalta is in it.......That 'old ginger' sure looks hot since he was young like Richard Gere and grow old like 'old ginger way'................With that sort of look which makes the girls swoon with wonders......................No wonder my mothers' generations were practically head over heels in love with such guys!!! And now is my turn to swoon over such guys with style, clean cut and also with 'ways' in talking or just literally speaking.......Yikes............!!!!

Today was practically raining cats and dogs, elephants or whatever jungles you may call them. Which striked me to pen something down into this blog before this LUNATIC disease of insanity streaks strike whenever the time comes.................Although it was raining heavily, pretty odd that had drawn me into thinking into more perspective in LIFE.

Okay, okay call this very SAMPAT alreadi.............Thanks to the SAMPAT influence.......Sorry lor friend..................You are especially famous already with so many people......Heheh........No hard feelings huh? Even through the internet or even by your handphone also..................Anyway, LIFE sure has so many surprises..............With such surprises fortunately, this LUNATIC do not have heart attack.............Coming from all over the places......Still under the doctor medication.....Lor.....Heheheh......

Monday, October 15, 2007

The Beginning of the End

Call this very LUNATIC anything that pops into your mind at the moment. In fact, there is always a 'blessings' in everything : it is a matter of learning from them. Everything seems to be like a first time...................Put it this way; it is a matter of TIME...............when we actually learn the VALUE of LOVE....

Zombie you name them.................still learning everything. Choices there are everywhere is only the matter of choosing them or even MAKING THEM REAL........Well, for this LUNATIC case it is REAL....................Do not know whether to call it there is a silver lining in the cloud....

Just really believe that everything happens for a reason. We are the REASONS being here; maybe we are PAYING BACK what we had done the LIFES before we come to this LIFE or even in the future. We do not know..............PRESENTLY, we are now doing what we are suppose to be doing. The present moment is still very important.

The importance being in the present moment reflects on how well we practice what we normally take things for granted. Watching the tube, or even out shopping.........or even dating
the person whom you are with now.......Call it the irony of facts, these are the facts which binds us in this cycle of LIFES.

Maybe rattling too much now or even to consider now dating the desktop now by looking or staring at the pc contemplating LIFE at the moment. Jesus Christ...................Now the insanity streaks strike again!!!

Saturday, October 13, 2007

Fairytales - Part 3

'Blow me down'; young Jones said to himself when he stepped in the land of Westmoreland. He started working from the rank of stableboy to the rank of Duke's personal escort to his Duchess when the Duke is not around.

Young Jones worked in the land of Westmoreland for more than eight years when he had decided to own his own farm in a new county. He had saved a lot from the years he had been with the Duke and Duchess of Westmoreland. The Duke and Duchess were disheartend when young Jones decided to take leave but will keep in contact when they meet one day.

Now back to the issue of Mr. Jones' daughters. Everyday, he prayed to the LORD so that his daughters will be able to find a suitor which will match their capabilities and intelligence.
One day, Mr. Jones had decided to sell his farm to the highest bidder. With the money that he get from the farm he and his wife will retire in a cottage nearby the seaside. That was their wish when they had grown old.

On the following day, he gathered his three daughters. 'Dear girls' he said to Eliza, Jenna and Bonnie. 'It is my wish and your mother to retire to the cottage nearby the sea which we had eyed on for quite sometime. Now it is our time to spend together and you may part your ways to do what you LOVE to do. Instead of just be in the farm;' Mr. Jones told them. All of his daughters were in a shock and disbelief.'How could you do that to us; dear father?' Bonnie questioned Mr. Jones.

'The answer LIES within you, dear daughters. I am doing this because I love you girls too much. This is the best way for you girls to grow. You will understand one day,' Mr. Jones told them.

Monday, October 08, 2007

My Way : Romeo & Juliet

Dear readers; this LUNATIC have this certain desire to blog on the newer version adapted from our dearie Shakespeare for our 21st Century :...........Please do comment on this LUNATIC way of blogging on these words :-

Come over here dear Juliet
What so dear Romeo?
May I ask so?
Isn't it obvious.....

What is so obvious
For such matter; My Love
I have lots to tell
From my heart to yours

Gasp! Is that so much to tell?
Tears rolling down
Couldn't stop them from rolling down (Juliet)
Turned herself away from her love (Romeo)

Why so dear Juliet? (Romeo questioned her tears)
It is rather too deep and too much to bear
No one did ever tell her the importance of being
Together...............Being one together.....

It is very difficult to find the 'puzzle'
That fits one (Juliet contemplates)
When Romeo came into her LIFE
Everything seems to LIGHT UP

We seem to grow together (Juliet told her Romeo)
Romeo nodded
We did ( Romeo thought)
It did make the

The Road to End The Loneliness
Of One to the other
Thinking one would not find
However, LIFE has been playing US

Just the way GOD has been
Always testing US
Who we are, why we are
Where we are, How we are

Saturday, October 06, 2007

Is It True?

While listening to the singing of the hymns................People will always wonder if there is any social life for this LUNATIC. In fact, social life is just like get together but still boils down to gossips and it sure bores this CRAZY IDIOT here!!! Moreover, with the formal functions of this wedding and that wedding..............It becomes even worse.....................When will you be getting married??? Please dearies..............give this IDIOT a BREAK!!!!

Now, with the current surprises......Not to tell what, and how and even who??? It is a ZIPPED FILE and also CLASSIFIED areas which cannot be published.............Main reason it is PRIVATE........Just so blessed, glad, happy and grateful, starting to learn new things and also giving chance to learn more 'new things'..................Heart prints................Heart prints.............

Apart from that, this lunatic is planning a timetable to arrange the new upcoming new things and also other 'things' which can also bring more meanings to LIFE....Eating instant noodle at the moment....................The entire family also has activities of their own...................Sooner or later..................This is LIFE.......Blogging is the place for this lunatic to pen down when activities start to be in 'active' mode then this blog place is a bit long time to be updated......
Dear readers; please bear with this.....................

The answer who has been waiting for.............................Well, you would be able to get the 'hints' don't you??? If tell out like that, very 'unclassified case' already lah........................Well, if who ever is suitable then why not?....................Call this IDIOT anything you want to but please tell this blogger here how to improve???Still lacking in presentation not so 'fantastic' in other areas in this blog lah.........................

Remember WE ARE THE LIFE.......................WE
CREATE LIFE.......

Friday, October 05, 2007

Memang 'Mong CHA CHA'

Wonder how long is this disease of such Mong Cha Cha blogger will go on? Surely miss typing fairytales..............Okay; enough of all of this mong cha cha ramblings at the moment........Partly must be the number 38 (in Cantonese) influence also.................If not; how this blog will be classified as MONG CHA CHA..........

In fact, this mong cha cha fella memang MONG CHA CHA or to be translated a 'BLUR' case....Still in the waiting list to Hospital Bahagia.............Hopefully will see some of the readers on the visitation pass provided with an escort to meet this mong cha cha......

Sigh, no wonder it is having a hell of a time to 'let go' but also a 'sweet tender moment'....
With such rate in everything...........Mong cha cha life is currently back in order..........Still need to work a lot, serve a lot, help a lot, as well as LEARN a lot from those with numbers of experiences in so many areas...................So many to choose LAH!!! Aiyo.......Becoming a SAMPAT FOH alreadi......Thank you very much to the MUCH ADO with SAMPAT.......FREN

You see dear readers, with much ado of MONG CHA CHA and much ado of SAMPAT......To write the equation is like this : MONG CHA CHA + SAMPAT=MONG CHA PAT......Trying to derive the formula from such equation........Still in much ado nothing pace at the moment......But still blessed with additionals........................Still much too personal to put in public blogging........

Monday, October 01, 2007

Are We In The Right Mode? Now?

Okay, call it the ATTACK of the INSANITY STREAK!!! Looks like with the writers' block; wonder how long this is going to be rewired to the normal mode again.............Let's not talk about this crazy blogger waiting list to Hospital Bahagia now............Think or contemplate something more objective like the Junta case in Myanmmar now................

Call it the HUMAN MODE............of SANITY....................When we think the grass is greener over the other side but when it comes to such a situation...........Do we feel grateful? The answer is definitely a YES!!! If this blogger were to analyze the current situation objectively...It would seem more of an arguement or a debate over this issue...................In fact, we have to look inside our conscience to think back and even figure out the PRECEPTS we have taken in our daily LIFES or in our RENOUNCIATION.....................Which this blogger is putting them in a BIGGER PICTURE.................

Are we practising now? Do we need rewiring to the extent killing one innocent being to fulfill a requirement of the military? Are we doing the 'right' thing? Have we being brought up this way? Can any of you answer this question at all?This blogger may have a VERY LONG WAY in terms of theory in the language of the forgotten one or even lacking in terms of knowledge...Just to put one thing straight....................Anger cannot conquer with anger.............But only with LOVE we can conquer ANGER.................The display such civic mindedness of a layperson is a display of non-civic citizens on what we have been taught..............You are talking the focal point of religion which binds a country together.............We are the NATION.............and WE are also the PEOPLE......................

Do we want to lose another life? Over such matter when we are able to do so as normal being would be doing which is PEACE................NOT WAR..................This will bring DOOMSDAY.......even the YOUNG ONES...............who are also innocent LIFES.....................Do YOU want to lose them or lose a NATION???? Can we do it GENTLY like the way of Mahatma Gandhi....Even normal things like helping an old woman across a street or help her to carry a bag....Is a start?Don't you think so?????

In short; for POLITICS...............this blogger will definitely FAIL.....................!!!! It has never been this blogger forte'................Each of HOMO SAPIENS are being blessed with different abilities : It is only UP TO YOU.......................To do something for a CHANGE..........Aren't we?