Mummy!!???

This better be a JOKE..................Because never in this life with the first impression : this LUNATIC is being called MUMMY!!!!

Okay, with the plain looks of not so attractive like the ones in Cleo, Elle, Womens' Weekly cover pages........If given a chance anyone of us would be THANKING THE HIGH and MIGHTY LORD to give us such beautiful, attractive, seductive looks that can 'kill' guys with a glance.......Please tell me so if any of YOU DO SEE ONE!!!! Do mean LITERALLY............Get it?If you get the idea on what is the meaning LITERALLY....

This incident happened not once but TWICE..........The worst part was even more amusing when was mistaken for someone's else wife??? Hello, if there is a husband.............Not even a boyfriend.............Such irony...............Face it.......................Ahemmm................

Do not even think of asking me or even persuading me to go for speed dating, CUPID CLUB or whatsoever..................As for the FATE which matters.............Like this LUNATIC has always said that LIFE is PLAYING WITH YOU or WE ARE THE JOKES ....................Or KARMIC FORCES...............

Just shooting out from this berserking brain.........Words.....How are you able to stop them from popping out non-stop for your AMUSEMENT......................